Reasons To Remain Single 

   Fewer headaches because life is simpler. 
   There is more variety in your life.
   The last cold beer is always yours.
   You don't irk a spouse when you leave 
   underwear drying on the shower.
   Life is more exciting.
   No one uses your personal effects.
   You have more clothes-closet space.
   You can sleep all night with the radio, or light on.
   The newspaper does not get all mixed up. 
   No one has to find out you can't cook a turkey. 
   You always can listen to music you like. 
   The tv remote control is always in your command.
   The computer is free when you want it.
   You can sleep in bed anyway you choose.
   You always have the final say on the temperature
   setting in your home. 
   It is easier to have many friends.
   You can squeeze the toothpaste anywhere and
   leave the cap off without anyone getting mad.
   You don't have to listen to bad jokes all the time.
   You can put as much salt and butter on your popcorn.
   No obnoxious in-laws to cope with. 
   You aren't answerable to anyone. 
   Time to read, in your spare time. 
   Being able to surf the net, nap, talk on the phone
   without being disturbed. 
   You can eat what you want, whenever, where you want anytime.
   There are no messy problems of family life. 
   You can do exercises in the living room.
   No waiting for the bathroom.
   No conflict if you meet someone new and fall in love tomorrow.
   No need to have a joint bank account with anyone.
   No disagreements about religion. 
   Don't have to justify how you spend your money. 
   One less Christmas and Birthday gift to select and buy. 
   Don't have any worries about breaking up.
   Dates can be exciting and lots of fun. 
   You don't have to remember an anniversary date.
   No excessive demands are made for intimacy. 
   You can stay on the phone for as long as you want.
   You can quit your job without having to explain why.
   No conflict with marriage partner over which hours you work.
   Can nap without having to justify it to anyone. 
   You have more sources of stimulation.
   You can put more time into a career.
   No spouse is envious of your career accomplishments. 
   You can be as messy as your mood allows.
   You get to decorate your home with wild colours.
   All messages on the telephone answering machine are yours.
   It is easier to be spontaneous.
   No need to see a marriage counselor.
   Life is less predictable. 
   You don't have to share your car anyone.
   No one opens your mail. 
   If you win a trip for two to Hawaii, you can go twice.
   Studies show single people sleep better than couples.
   You can hide your dirty dishes in the oven. 
   You can stay up as long as you want. 
   You can blow your money on what ever you wish.
   You can use all the hot water.
   You can take more vacations.
   You can have as many weird friends as you like. 
   The left over pizza is yours.
   You don't need to hide old love letters or pictures. 
   You get to open or close the window without objection. 
   Your favorite most expensive clothes don't get shrunk
   in the dryer when he "helps" with the laundry.
   You don't have to explain why you are out late.
   You can talk to yourself for hours. 
   Silence is golden. 
   You don't have to falsley claim that your not married.
   You can have three dates in one day. 

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